The Cult

I am something that you wish you could be.

In love.
24 year old musician.
Guitars.
Amps.
Humor.
Cynic.
Happy.
Noise.
Books.
Joker.
Weed.
Beer.
Words.
Wisdom.
Atheist.

metalpatty666:

emjayb:

metalpatty666:

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metalpatty666
Is that AK-47?

im not entirely sure, haha I usually put the name if I know what kind of bud it is…I just found this on the net though :b


Either way, Looks fucking YUM.  Now do we smoke this or snort this? LAWLS.

metalpatty666:

emjayb:

metalpatty666:

(via emjayb)

metalpatty666

Is that AK-47?

im not entirely sure, haha I usually put the name if I know what kind of bud it is…I just found this on the net though :b

Either way, Looks fucking YUM. Now do we smoke this or snort this? LAWLS.
— 1 week ago with 4 notes
Statue of Limitations

You’ve just been Roman Polanski’d

— 1 week ago
Oh just stab me in the vagina

metalpatty666:

zhartzofzpageti:

I hate periods. Commence barfing in 3..2….

You shouldn’t have ate that apple. Bitchez. BOOM, BLOODY
— 1 week ago with 7 notes
Too bad you're not lucky enough to have a nice, cute boyfriend -- i don't exploit our relationship problems all over the internet.

metalpatty666:

fullflavored:

you should stop being paranoid, and reading my diary if it makes you uncomfortable. i get fucked every night, with a commitment bitch.

Spoke like a goddamn champ, that she is. THIS is why we love each other. Who crushes on online peeps. Fucking ew.
— 1 week ago with 5 notes
I might be getting my swine flu shot today

metalpatty666:

annacannabis:

DO NOT WANT

HATE NEEDLES, HATE SHOTS. OMG

Don’t do it dude. Flu Vaccines are bullshit and a scam.
— 1 week ago with 9 notes
metalpatty666:

shaanmichael:

clingtomymouth:

A 50 foot Santa Claus was accidentally set ablaze in Santa Catarina, Brazil over the weekend, giving millions of children nightmares for years to come.
Have Yourself A Horribly Traumatic Little Christmas: Pics, Videos, Links, News

Those poor, poor children….


AWESOME IN EPIC PROPORTIONS!

metalpatty666:

shaanmichael:

clingtomymouth:

A 50 foot Santa Claus was accidentally set ablaze in Santa Catarina, Brazil over the weekend, giving millions of children nightmares for years to come.

Have Yourself A Horribly Traumatic Little Christmas: Pics, Videos, Links, News

Those poor, poor children….

AWESOME IN EPIC PROPORTIONS!
— 1 week ago with 10 notes
metalpatty666:

timmothytemptation:

metalpatty666:

metalpatty666:

shaanmichael:

evangelworldorder:iwantyoursoda:youmaybeoffended:hugowar:




I remember figuring this out.




OMFG. Other people have experienced that magical revelation?! I thought I was just a dumbass or something. I didn’t figure it out until I was 14 or 15 though…


I feel like I figured it out on the same day I figured out that the Food Lion Symbol was a Lion.

Shit blew my mind.

When I was little I was like wtf why do they have a “g” in disney? And the food loin still looks like a griffin to me


LOL: Gisney.  Sounds like Childporn.

metalpatty666:

timmothytemptation:

metalpatty666:

metalpatty666:

shaanmichael:

evangelworldorder:iwantyoursoda:youmaybeoffended:hugowar:

I remember figuring this out.

OMFG. Other people have experienced that magical revelation?! I thought I was just a dumbass or something. I didn’t figure it out until I was 14 or 15 though…

I feel like I figured it out on the same day I figured out that the Food Lion Symbol was a Lion.
Shit blew my mind.

When I was little I was like wtf why do they have a “g” in disney? And the food loin still looks like a griffin to me

LOL: Gisney. Sounds like Childporn.
— 1 week ago with 159 notes